I'm sharing this with you because obviously I hate you all

I get a joke of the day email from who-knows-where. And here is today's. I'm sharing it because, frankly (and no I won't leave Frank out of this!)people at work didn't get it.

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."

This is even more pathetic than my previous joke that I would share because I hate everybody:

"Two maggots were arguing in dead Earnest."

I now return you to your regularly scheduled lives.

Love,

Grouchy (Grouchy was already taken.)

It's damn embarrassing when we have to find out these things from foreign media...

Secret US plan for military future in Iraq

Document outlines powers but sets no time limit on troop presence

Seumas Milne The Guardian, Tuesday April 8 2008

A confidential draft agreement covering the future of US forces in Iraq, passed to the Guardian, shows that provision is being made for an open-ended military presence in the country.

The draft strategic framework agreement between the US and Iraqi governments, dated March 7 and marked "secret" and "sensitive", is intended to replace the existing UN mandate and authorises the US to "conduct military operations in Iraq and to detain individuals when necessary for imperative reasons of security" without time limit.

The authorisation is described as "temporary" and the agreement says the US "does not desire permanent bases or a permanent military presence in Iraq". But the absence of a time limit or restrictions on the US and other coalition forces - including the British - in the country means it is likely to be strongly opposed in Iraq and the US.

(cont'd at link above)

The only part that surprises me is that the agreement uses the word temporary. Doesn't sound like they mean it, though.

x-posted to my Live Journal.