I'm sharing this with you because obviously I hate you all

I get a joke of the day email from who-knows-where. And here is today's. I'm sharing it because, frankly (and no I won't leave Frank out of this!)people at work didn't get it.

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."

This is even more pathetic than my previous joke that I would share because I hate everybody:

"Two maggots were arguing in dead Earnest."

I now return you to your regularly scheduled lives.

Love,

Grouchy (Grouchy was already taken.)